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Is it creepy that I do this? Should I get help?
I have a crush on my friend’s boyfriend. I have a poster of him on my wall and I like to sing and strip for it. Everyday I cry while putting on my lipstick because I know I’ll never be pretty enough for him no matter how much makeup I put on. I even bought a dummy customized to look like him. I like to set up my table all nice for a candle light dinner and I talk with the dummy and pretend I’m really dating him. After dinner I take it to my room and hump it multiple times and I yell out his name at climax. Is this creepy? Am I being too obsessed. I’m actually thinking about spying on him through his window or sending him some of my lace thongs.
No its not creepy and its but normal for everyone to have a crush on somebody.
Well, here are my tips on how he will notice you.
Hmmmm…. first off… i think we all know what crush means.. its an admiration towards someone… either a celebrity, a player, or even your classmate or schoolmate! It’s either you like him ’cause he/she is smart, he or she is good at something… or just like everyone else.. ’cause of his/her cuteness!
i know we all want our crushes to like us just the way we are, right? and to notice us or at least to know that we exist in this chaotic world! or even know our first name…
and we kept glancing at him or her every time we have a chance… but has he or she ever caught you looking? *smiles* wooohoooo!
and when you see him or her.. you blush and do that “guppy effect” (it means you tingle! haha)
okay these are the ways.. i’ve gathered it up! and i think it really helps! only if your crush is at the campus… haha…
1. Have eye contact! but! don’t make it too obvious.. 
When you pass by him or her… try to look in his/her eyes.. notice how amazing they are… but then quickly look away!
2. Call his/her name!
Everyone reacts when someone calls his or her name… but one thing that will make him/her notice you without intentionally calling him/her is that… when you see a person you know (with the same name as your crush) and your crush at the same place.. you shout his/her name! Then both your friend and your crush will look but then your crush notice that you approach your friend who has the same name.. (believe me! this works every time!)
3. Smile at him… *smiles*
This is the simplest and most effective of all! Just simply smile at him/her and you’ll never know your crush will smile back!
*smiles*
*smiles back*
*faints*
NOTE: but make sure you smile at him at the right time so that he/she won’t think that you’ve gone mad by looking at him in a long period of time….
4. Know his or her great buds!
Just be friendly with them… You’ll have lots of friend to be with in time of need… Just talk about everything naturally… Except the part of your crush! And you get to talk to him/her too!! and the bonus is that.. you get to see your crush in their environment when they are all oh-so-comfortable!
5. Dress nicely…
Choose clothes that fits your personality so that he will be able to know what kind of person you are… You gotta stand out in the crowd! And the hair.. you can experiment what style you would like! Be creative!
I don’t know if you feel this way too but does your crush stands out in the crowd? Like, you really know if he’s there or something? Oh well! it does to us! haha!
6. Join contests at your school where you can display your talent!
Join some contests that you will be able to win! Like declamation, Art contests, dance contests or even quiz bees! And your crush will be like “Woah! She/he is good at this! Cool!” Show them what you’re good at!
7. Talk a lot!
It really pays off being a talkative person! Talkative = lots of people will listen! And you gotta be funny too! And the best thing that can happen is seeing your crush listening and laughing! And that makes your heart jumps, ain’t that right?
8. Earn a nickname that everyone knows!
Earn a nickname.. a positive nickname! Like “Miss/Mister Linguistic” and it does pay off knowing different language! or even “Einstein”… or simply just your nickname…. you never know he might start calling you with that nickname!
9. Know what your crush likes!
Know what his/her hobbies… whatever he/she likes to do.. you gotta show interest! I guess we all know that if you have a crush, you look for something you have in common! Even though its senseless! Like, you have the same favorite color..stuffs like that…. But things begins with these stuffs! Kinda true ya’ know!
10. And last! Just be yourself when you are around him/her!
Don’t try be someone you’re not.. ’cause that’s just like living a lie! And believe me..that’s horrible at the end! Just act natural! Try not to blush! And forget that you will just blabber in front of him! He might even think it’s funny!
So what’s you waiting for? Go and let your crush notice you!
Oooops i just forgot, he is your friends boyfriend, right?
Gosh, so i have a 2nd advice then… Find a NEW crush.
He is already taken 
lol…
Good Luck Sweetie…
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